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wand of magic missile

The name of a penis of a nerdy friend.
“Wait is that a wand of magic missile in your pocket or is that a pencil.”
by Dune_fucker June 1, 2018
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Family reunion for Missourians

The one place where you can meet up with people you’ve fucked and find out you’re related
Man I had a family reunion and found out that hot girl I fucked was my cousin and that’s the typical family reunion for Missourians
by HUFFHUFF74 December 1, 2018
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Hunt and bag mission

1. As literal as it sounds. You hunt an area with the intention of bringing a kill, trophy, haul, etc. back with you.

2. During a dating desperation, out of loneliness, making a trip to vegas, reno, or some destination with intent of bagging a spouse overnight.

3. Out of loneliness going to some destination for as many hookups as possible.
Jennifer power walked all of vegas on this hunt and bag mission. Poor girl came back to the hotel empty handed and no ring.

Everyone replied with "awww"
by Theamazinggeek January 19, 2019
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hits and misses

john: hits and misses i guess she didnt took the kids
by schoolaptopdude April 5, 2019
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milking the missile

My wife divorced me after realising I’ve been milking the missile to Uncle Grandpa hentai for the past five years.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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AAAAH HIS FINGER'S MISSING!

The act of yell at somebody because you saw someone lost his finger in the bathroom
She was so scared that she AAAAH HIS FINGER'S MISSING! ed me
by Bblol.u April 24, 2020
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Megan is Missing

A movie where 2 girls gets the D from a guy with a torture fetish. And for some reason the Barrel has a harem
Person A: have you seen Megan is Missing?

Person B: Oh the one where the Barrel has a harem?

Person C: yeah
by Ass Raccoon person January 24, 2021
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