Little John 

The most blatantly retarded person in the universe. Little John takes to making fun of others when he is unable to face the fact that he is wrong. His greatest insult is to call his opponent in a debate 'little', ironic, considering that his name is LITTLE John.

Little John: Accually, It takes several swings, FORCEFULL swings to break a bone with a hand axe.

Sparda: Little John, go to your nearest Hardware store and buy yourself an axe. Now, get the person nearest to you to hack at your chest. Only once. Send me some pictures of what happens.

Little John by A Guy Who Knows December 27, 2004

Mashed Potato Johnson 

During sex, One gets a hot bowl of mashed potatoes,and spoon feeds his partner with his penis.Also he can use his penis like a catapult to Fling the Mashed Potatoes into his partners mouth.

Did you bang her yet?
>Yeah,we did freaky stuff,I gave her a Mashed Potato Johnson and It flung into Clarissa's eye

Mashed Potato Johnson by horizonWhitey February 25, 2010

Dirty john 

The act of eating of nasty dirty stink ass

She had her ass Dirty John’d After taking a shit!!

Dirty john by Trump rocks September 3, 2019

John Kerry guys! 

aka "jk guys!" or "just kidding guys!"

room full of people...

"FIRE!!!!"

panic ensues....

"John Kerry guys!!!"

John Kerry guys! by trippaholic May 27, 2005

john madden 

see madden

john madden is the greatest coach ever

john madden by maxzilla June 22, 2003

john howard 

1. The Australian Prime Minister
2. George Bush's arse puppet
3. Someone who likes to jog

1. "This evening John Howard passed down legislation that banned small children from owning kittens, high five."
2. two words: brown nose.
3. " Oh look, theres john howard in his green and gold tracksuit, lets throw something at him."

john howard by talor July 16, 2008

john howard 

Mostly Harmless

(reference to Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy about earth, after it's destruction)

After 24th November 2007, John Howard is Mostly Harmless.
His party lost the election, and it looks like he will loose his seat.

john howard by fjd December 25, 2007