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Billie Joe Armstrong 

the frontman of Green Day, the most godliest band on earth. He is currently being loved by preps and emos (kinda) everyewhere. BUT PPL R FUCKIN POSERS. U ONLY LIKE GREEN DAY 4 3 FUCKIN SONGZ. SO FUCK YOU.
"OMG. Billie Joe Armstrong is sooo hawt."

"What CDs of his do u have?"

"I have there best singles."

"What songz r they?"

"BOBD, Holiday, and WMUWSE. They are the best songz. Im such a die hard Green Day Fan"

"U FUCKIN PUSSY LICKIN POSER"

Billie Joe Armstrong by Fookyu December 14, 2006
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The Joe Mauer 

After you have released your man gravy in and around her pussy, have her casually squat over you chest and let the drippings fall over your body-creating a Jackson Polluck 'esk painting.
A pretty lady in the Joe Mauer(catcher's position) dripping over your chest.
The Joe Mauer by WoldA January 6, 2009
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GI Joe Time 

enter the trenches..under heavy influence (alcohol), and dominate and penetrate the target (ho's)
We went to the club and prepared ourselves for GI JOE TIME because there were so many girls up in here!
GI Joe Time by swiftkick February 9, 2006

pokey joe 

Bending over and pulling down your pants when you have the tip of a poo sticking out of your butthole.
Steve was bent over while tying his shoe, so Mark stood in front of him and showed Steve his pokey joe.
pokey joe by utopiajoe November 12, 2007

not your average Joe 

A man who can teach you how to Dougie, lethal with a Javelin, and breathes fire. All the bitches love him.
That "not your average Joe" is so beautiful. Just look at him!

Billie Joe Armstrong 

awesome, sexy lead singer and guitarest of GreenDay
Billie Joe is so hot!!!!
Billie Joe Armstrong by fucker March 17, 2005
The male form of "Barbie."
I didn't play with Barbies...no, I was a real man, and I played with GI Joe's!Guess what??? THEY'RE STILL DOLLS!
gi joe by Sexy biyatch April 16, 2003