throat dick

A male who has a sore throat from oral sex with another male.

Arturo is home sick today with a bad case of throat dick.

by bladehadley March 13, 2010

Dick Deep

(adj): A location, such as a party or club, that has a much greater amount of males then females.

"No way! I'm not going in there, its Dick Deep!"

by Alex H Walton January 9, 2010

shut dick

a statement made to silence someone immediately but while at the same time doing it in a playful way.

'Hey Dombradovino!, can you shut dick so we can get these girls back to the lair?'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Dick Winds

The gas that leaves a man's penis after having it filled with air from a bike pump.

Man, I've been letting out these dick winds all day after that pump off last night.

by skulldark May 20, 2009

Hitchhiker's Dick

When a man's penis curves upward when he gets a boner, similar to the way in which a hitchhiker's thumb curves.

Dude, in this porn I just saw, the guy had to attack from a crazy angle because of his hitchhiker's dick.

by fireblitz January 23, 2011

dick level

Something that is right in front of you that you can't find, and is about 32 inches above the floor.

"Hey Moe, where on this shelf is the framulator?"
Moe: "Dick level, dude, dick level"

by curranimal January 5, 2009

Dick.50

A small amount of money, usually hourly wages. More than earning dick, but not by much.

John: So, how much do you earn at the theater?
Mark: A whopping dick.50 an hour!

by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008