Goof Fucking Nut

Someone who falls out of their chair in their own house.

Asiah is such a goof fucking nut! Who falls out of their own chair in their own house?

by UnFox the Universe October 15, 2020

Anti nut girl

A girl who's allergic to nuts.

Shut you're "Anti Nut Girl" ass up.

by Whhhhh December 23, 2018

Yes nut novmber

thur the 15 to the 23rd you can nut every year

Me and the bois going to save the boys with the yes nut novmber from the evil no nut novmber

by Yesnutnov November 19, 2019

Nut roll over

A karate move when you cant find the nut you just busted

I had to pull a nut roll over last night

by The roll over June 20, 2017

nut sack empathy

The painful empathetic feeling a man gets in his nuts, while watching another man get a nut shot.

A: *watches someone get sacked in the nuts*
B: *cups balls in pain of watching the poor sap get sacked in the nuts*
C: "hey why are you holding your nuts, you'd didn't get sacked"
B: "I feel it though bro, I'm feeling that nut sack empathy"

by emlescure August 28, 2017

Post Nut amnesia

When you nut so hard that you forget what you were doing before, you forget that there was a time before you nutted.

Holy shit that post nut amnesia hits different.

by Polarisation June 19, 2023

One Nut Wonder

A man whose ballsack has only one nut. You cannot differentiate the point in where the ballsack splits into 2 balls.

Friend: “Ooh girl, how was the dick?”
Friend 2: “Girl he only had one ball. I swear he only has one testicle. That man’s a one nut wonder!”

by FinnShart May 31, 2022