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how to be loved

Guy: do you know how to be loved?
Guy2: figure it out dumbass
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Love-dumb

Love-dumb refers to a person who is exceptionally intelligent in all aspects of their life except when it comes to love. When they’re in love, all logic and intelligence goes out the window when it comes to their person. They put up with things that most intelligent people would not put up with from their significant other (i.e., cheating, lying, manipulating, arguing, keeping secrets, violence, etc.)

A person who is love-dumb loves with their whole heart and doesn’t use their head at all as a means of protecting them from being hurt over and over again by their significant other.
When it came to Corey, she was Love-dumb; he could cheat on her but she’d love him and stay with him anyway.
by AriaChastain-HogEx March 24, 2022
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Love Bath

Last night during sex we made a love bath on his bed.
by Saintandroo March 16, 2020
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Love glove

John " I hoped in that love glove last night"
by Pussy destroyer 69 420 April 28, 2016
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love-trench

Slang for female genitalia, often likened to a hairy bait box, occasionally refered to as a sloppy love-trench in certain circles
Fuck me Steve, I went down for gravy and she had a right sloppy love trench!
by Olaf Peterson September 28, 2004
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tatonka love

Tatonka's need love too; but they have to pay...c'mon give her some tatonka love bro.
by TG33 April 15, 2010
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Zombie Love

Like puppy love, this type of love is an undying passion and love of any one person or thing in which you cannot get thinking about them out of your head because of how much you just can't live without them.
Jean has Zombie Love for Breanna because he never stops talking about how he can't live without her.
by WrenaByrd July 13, 2012
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