Liver Attack

noun.

1) when livers randomly attack their owners.

2) a sudden failure of the liver

a)less severe than a heart attack, but can still kill you

1) I was walking down the street, and then this liver popped out at me. It was such a liver attack.
2) I was laughing so hard, I had a liver attack!

Liver Attack by Sister Wife March 14, 2011

Morbidly Attractive 

Morbidly attractive 'morbly'

1. Somebody or something that you are attracted to but is generally perceived as being disgusting or unhealthy.

2. A person or animal that you are attracted to because they are at 'deaths door' or corpse like.

That insect ridden corpse is so morbly.

Jocelyn Wildenstein is morbly.

I love morbidly attractive people.

Morbidly Attractive by BEWareOfSware May 31, 2011

Assassination Attempt 

When you dont trust a suspicious fart, and are able to make it to a bathroom and not shit your pants.

Friend: Where's Joey?
Other Friend: He's recovering from an Assassination Attempt.

Assassination Attempt by Techpony September 3, 2012

crush attack 

The moments when you see your crush, or when he/she actually looks at you. The feeling is like your floating on a cloud, or it feels like your drowning, like you can't remember how to breath properly.

My bff: are you alright?
Me: I just saw my crush, and he looked at me!!
My bff: ohhh, so your having a crush attack?
Me: ya.

crush attack by Ilovesoccer123 August 5, 2016

Petty attention seeker 

They never let a situation die unless they get the last word, and they feel the need to prove themselves to their social group and other social groups associated with their lives cause they have no friends/life. Then, when their plan backfires, they usually try to get the authorities involved, claiming innocence .

people have nothing better to do so they are petty attention seeker to make there lives interesting

Petty attention seeker by Get a life August 1, 2016

dragon attack

Referred to in the Queen song “Dragon Attack”

When someone is addicted to a drug and spends all of there money on it just to try and feel the same sensation of the first time they had taken it and is more commonly used to refer to heroine use. It’s supposed to feel like you are getting chased by a dragon as you feel flames trickling up your back.

Yo man, this is some bomb ass shit and all, but am I supposed to feel this shit? It feels like a dragon attack up in this bitch!

dragon attack by Biggy_Cheese October 4, 2017

gay attack 

When a normally straight person is strongly attracted to a person of the same sex.

*averagely attractive girl walks by*
lily: woah she's sooo beautiful!!"
lily's mind: WAIT WHY IS MY HEART BEATING?? no... I'm not gay I'm just intimated because she's prettier then me..

*attractive girl walks up*

lily's mind: fuck fuck fuck fuck she's so pretty wait no no no no agghhghh I'VE NEVER THIS BEFORE FOR A GIRL WHAT IS THIS???!! Am I having a gay attack?.. yeAH that's explains it..?

gay attack by r3v3nger September 9, 2018