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Trump Derangement Syndrome

A diagnosable medical condition in which the afflicted blindly follows Donald Trump, a.k.a. "The Chosen One." The afflicted is incapable of free thought, unable to critically evaluate the actions or any criticism of "Dear Leader," or otherwise accurately perceive the world around them. The mindless adoration of President Trump is so intense as to impairs the person’s judgment. Additional symptoms include blind hatred of those who preach tolerance and deference to verifiable facts, as opposed to whatever "Dear Leader" or His surrogates tell them to believe.
Many people in conservative echo chambers have an incorrect impression of Trump Derangement Syndrome, while suffering from it themselves.

The first sign that they are infected is that they send out a pheromone, like killer bees. Soon the educational post is peppered with tens of thousands of dislikes generated by a couple hundred MAGA'ists refreshing their VPNs assuming that no one can tell or pr. The more dislikes these posts have, the truer they are.
You cayunt prew'uve it leeubrhull! *The patriotic warm blooded American proves that Trump is a terrible person and an worse president that is against it's constituents interests*. Sufferer of Trump Derangement Syndrome: "bahkabak hobuless gobs hockin gawminaw berf stifficate.. ..buh buh buht Muhshelz uh mayun!" or some equivalent unintelligible vocal muck cultivated from brain mush swiping. RUN!
by Real Conservative March 5, 2025
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Trump Dump

That shit of the day, that makes you feel like the most powerful person in the universe.
After a long day of work I got home and took a massive Trump Dump. God Bless America!
by MrRogersSweater December 3, 2021
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Pulling a Trump

When you ‘misspeak’. Instead of using a * to correct yourself, you admit that you ‘pulled a Trump
When you go to Detroit, I would ride the public bus.” “One correction- I was pulling a Trump! I WOULDN’T use the public bus.”
by JordyA July 22, 2018
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Trump

Roadman 1: Oi mate Trump is a fuckin’ cunt Roadman 2: I don’t see how man’s not in the slammer yet innit
by BritishBoi December 22, 2021
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Trumped leadership theory

Trumped leadership theory is based off the idea of influence through power and a high concern for productivity.
Being able to establish 'Trumped Leadership Theory' means ones is a successful leader who attains or exceeds their goals and has a sense of full control through implementing clarified processes and being the sole decision maker.
by MGMT721:GROUP 7 January 17, 2019
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Two-Pump Trump

Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.
“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.
by TRIMROOM May 8, 2024
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Donald Trump

Contrary to popular belief, the best president the USA will ever have. He's a peacekeeper, unlike warmongering idiots like Joe Biden and his puppet Keir Starmer.
Donald Trump is going to save the world!
by UltimateDoge April 9, 2025
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