man mace

when you ejaculate into a persons mouth or face, and accidentally miss and get it in the persons eyes and they become unable to see.

john- "dude i was going to cum all in jenny's mouth but i missed and got her right in the eye! she couldn't even see."

bill-"aww sweet! you totally man maced her!"

by pony raptor September 14, 2010

Man Mane

A full beard grown only by a biological male over the age of 24 who's life has been spent working hard to provide for himself and his family. Not a beard grown by some self entitled hipster to be used for fashion.

Chuck Norris hides a fist behind his man mane

by richHARDnixONS February 6, 2019

Man Slut

Your boyfriend that like to fuck your ex friend behind your back. A.k.a Man Whore

"Your bf is a man slut, he comes to me twice a week"

by WinniThePooh May 29, 2015

The Lonely Man

A strategy used by men looking to pick up women usually at a bar or social gathering, consisting of him either pretending to be alone or actually being alone as a strategic way of having women who notice he is by himself to approach him.

"Check this out guys, i'm gonna try The Lonely Man and see if i get lucky". -Pretending

"F*ck it, im just gonna go out alone tonight and try The Lonely Man". -Actually alone

by JensenR September 1, 2013

Man-over

When more than 2 males have a night over at someones house.

Hey guys, man-over at Brett's, it involves spooning and cleveland steamers.

by Master Hen August 21, 2008

Gags man

When using the predictive text on an old Nokia phone, and typing “HAHA MAN” (with a Northern English twang) resulted in GAGS MAN.

After a gym freak insighted that taking tramadol prevented ejaculation, and gave up on his wank after burning 400 calories, the best looking in the group said “Gags man. That was class!”

by GagsMan December 30, 2018

Scrapey man

A person employed to fill the gaps between bricks in apartment buildings, using concrete and a trowel, in order that a building may be painted. A subcontractor with poor sense of timing - 6 am on New Year's day, Saturday mornings at 7, or late at night are his hours of work. Once finished with this job, he uses noisy power tools to further annoy sleepy residents. If it gets really annoying, one should contact Gerrn Shirt Man.

I was late for work yesterday, because Scrapey man woke me up ay 5 am!

by Googles January 23, 2004