Shit-eration

The generation of people that watch Jersey Shore, Teen Mom, and insit that leggings are a legitimate substitution for pants.

This shit-eration is excelling the world towards idiocracy.

by upgradd February 22, 2011

Shit a buck

Inspired by a typo in the caption of a newspaper picture about deer hunting (shot vs shit), it has come to mean taking a massive dump.

"Oh, man...I've been backed up, but now I feel like I just shit a buck."

by Muskrat Proposal August 8, 2010

Shit Peacock

The act of spraying diarrhea in such of way from ones pants that it produces a fanning affect resembling the plummage of a peacock.

I ate at a truckstop and could not make it to the restroom in time so I shit peacock all over the gentleman behind me.

by MagnusAzrael February 22, 2011

dogstar shit

When one becomes unnecessarily deep at any given moment. It may result in public, life-changing revelations.

Person 1: Courage does not always roar. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at the end of the day, saying, “I will try again tomorrow”.
Person 2: That is some dogstar shit.

by dogstarrose June 14, 2011

Flex Shit

That sticky poop that seals itself to the back of the toilet and no matter how many times you flush it... it won’t go away. It is the Flex Seal of feces.

“Dude, I just took this nasty “Flex Shit” that just won’t go away. I swear it could be used to seal Phil Swift’s glass boat.”

by Nacho Burris February 9, 2020

The Mad Shits

Repetitive explosive diarrhea

I shouldn't have eaten that chili last night, because now I have "the mad shits".

I've been on the toilet all day with "the mad shits".

I'm gonna put ex lax in that cheating bastards lunch today so he will be stuck home all night with "the mad shits".

by annie bo fannie August 20, 2014

henrys shit

when your shit is either yellow or red so you must have ate some tacobell last night my yellow nigga

Henry:I had some taco bell last night
Random guy: damm i feel bad for you you must have henrys shit.

by Henrys shit February 21, 2019