dick fer 

if you don' know what it's for , ask you daddy!

what's a dick fer?

dick fer by pappapittmudman February 4, 2004

dick sitter

One who pilots a crotch rocket or high-performance motorcycle. Used to describe the position in which rides actually sit on their reproductive organs rather than on their gluteous maximus.

"I saw a couple of dick sitter's polishing their bikes outside of starbucks yesterday."

dick sitter by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

dick or teet 

This is what you say when you go to a hermaphrodites house on halloween. Ultimately you give the hermaphrodite one of two options of what she wants sucked.

You: *ding dong*
Herm: *opens door*
You: Dick or teet!?
Herm: What!? ... ... dick, please.
You: all right! *joy motion*

dick or teet by Captain Explode October 20, 2006

dick dracula 

a girl who loves suckin on the cock. Does it for her own enjoyment as much as the guy's. Dick Draculas can become so notorious that they earn the name "Count Cock"

"That girl last night was the biggest dick dracula I've ever seen! She gave 6 of my friends head in a row last night!

dick dracula by CaiV October 29, 2007

dick wrestler 

one who has been known to pin dicks into submission, or make them tap out using any means necessary.ex. 1)takin' the dick in the throat, backdoor funpocket, ear, eye socket, armpit, kneepit, palms, cheeks, etc.

" Dude, did you here about donkey?
yeah i heard he took first place in the dick wrestler tournament!!"

dick wrestler by donkey does dallas March 21, 2008

Dick snot 

The projectile discharge of seman from the penis

Dude my dick snot got all over my blankets tonight

Dick snot by Corey sinopoli March 9, 2009

Dick Muncher 

someone who loves chewing a mans cock

Tommy:I hate sam!
Chris: IK! he's such a dick muncher

Dick Muncher by sexmagic25 February 21, 2011