pool dick

when you first get out the pool and your shit is shrivelled. sometimes becomes permenant <--nothin to laugh at

female-"whats that???"
me-"dont do this"
female-"you cold or something.?."
me-"no! i got mother fucking permenant POOL DICK!okay."

by triangle offense November 17, 2011

Dick to ass

when at an event that is very crowed, you are forced to stand in an extremely tight configuration. Ususally seen at large gatherings of males.

That concert last night was dick to ass. Even my Dick couldn't breath. So many people

by chest pubes pete October 7, 2011

Dick docking

is where two men stick their dicks together using their skin of their penis' and a little bit of spit.

God damn son, come over here with that tasty little weiner of yours and we will begin some crazy ass dick docking boo

by D-No October 16, 2008

Dick Pony

A person that has no common sense or overreacts to simple situations

That John guy always freaks out when we make fun of his small cock, he's a freaking dick pony

by Jabronic February 4, 2010

dick chomp

when someone's getting a road head, hit a pothole, and the girl's mouth involuntarily chomps down on the dick

guy 1: dude i was getting a road head last night..
guy 2: that's awesome!
guy 1: yeah, but then we hit a pothole and she dick chomped me
guy 2: bitch!

by wineandcheese August 14, 2009

throat dick

A male who has a sore throat from oral sex with another male.

Arturo is home sick today with a bad case of throat dick.

by bladehadley March 13, 2010

Dick Deep

(adj): A location, such as a party or club, that has a much greater amount of males then females.

"No way! I'm not going in there, its Dick Deep!"

by Alex H Walton January 9, 2010