the scariest shit

Spooky scary skeletons

Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight

-The scariest shit

by Sant1z1a November 23, 2017

Shit-slit

(noun) the rectum, the opening of the anus, poop-shoot, or asshole. Often referring to the receiving orifice during anal sex. Also known as a muscle-cunt in gay anal sex. This term is usually associated with a shitty-kitty or a dirty deal. But Feces need not always be present unless you are referring to a shitty slit, wherein shit is an adjective.

let Me hit that shit-slit, sit on it! (Please).

That hot Ginger’s shit-slit is pinker than Legally Blonde 2!

by JAB3 June 20, 2019

Shit Fence

When an individual farts and walks around a given area where someone is incased in the vapor.

Danny made a shit fence around the water fountain.

by Pait January 24, 2009

Utility Shit

When you take a dump and its all Water and Gas.

Oh man I just took a mean utility shit.

by RiotStu April 29, 2008

shit crayon

No matter how many times you wipe, the paper keeps coming up brown.

I thought I was done wiping, but, the Shit Crayon strikes again.

by scoyle1994 March 29, 2016

Shit Cough

The shit cough occurs in only one situation: When a person is shitting in a public toilet with only one cubical and numerous urinals. This leads to embarrassment at the sounds emitting from the bowels of the shitter and they then cough to muffle the sound of the "plop" or the "squelch". This is especially evident in those suffering of diarrhoea.

"I was in a McDonalds in London coz i needed a shit right? But the urinal was surrounded. I tried waiting on the sounds from the hand-dryers to muffle the sound of my shit but no cunt was using it so i had to blast out a shit cough. I think the other guys at the urinals still knew I had the runs though."

by FuckYouDiarrhoea April 5, 2010

Shit Cup

A cup of human or animal shit that you leave near a heat source that is not visable. The cup and odor are a slow brewing present to leave friends and enemies.

The weather is cold today and I have to drop a serious turd. If i leave this shit cup on the radiator under the desk, I bet the entire house will enjoy my stench tommorow.

by bourdonj January 23, 2011