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John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with "Hey Man"
Me: Sup
John: Hey Man
by Owluminati December 1, 2021
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jessica and john

the absolute sweetest couple ever. jessica is very kind, sweet, and stubborn. And John is very handsome, honest, and everything to jessica. (jessica is writing this rn)
Debbie: OMG JESSICA AND JOHN ARE SOOO CUTE
Jess: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO SWEET AND HANSOME
Debbie: I wish that was me and axel one day...
by giselle<33 December 2, 2021
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John davidson

The bitchiest in the friend group; always whining like a bitch and sounding like a bitch
by Big dick mentality October 17, 2019
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John

the most smexiest asian in the world. he is very kind, cute and girls love him. he is a very good friend you will want to have.
by collllsiwppa October 19, 2019
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Isaiah john

He's cute , he zesses plenty n he does fuck rel ting🔥
by Lsjsnsn October 19, 2019
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John

John is a fat cunt that try’s to sell sweets at school he is blond and doesn’t get any girls at all. he sit and plays his computer all day. He sucks dick because he is gay. He is also really bad a shinty.
Hannah the prostitute and needed John for business and money
by Gamer_goat1987 October 23, 2019
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John jay

A bunch of jerks that come on here to bust there confidence wit there lonely asses
Oh lay oh lay oh lay John jay is gay oh lay oh lay oh lay oh lay
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