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Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex

We've run a charity event to raise funds to buy Meghan Markle's simp a new pair of balls.

by gypsythief101 September 28, 2021

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A word used to describe a vaginal area that looks like Homer Simpsons lips.

Damn, that girl I hooked up with had a nice simp.

by chinesecommie September 23, 2020

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A guy who is overly obsessed with a woman and will go above and beyond to win her over. Despite everything the Simp does for love he remains in the friend zone and never finds his way out. The woman he is obsessed shows no signs of interest in the simp infact does she will openly flirt and show interests in his friends infront of him and yet the simp keeps on simping. The simp will go as fas as making remarks such as, “and he didn’t even do anything today, I’m the one who fixed her house for her” while displaying obvious Traits of jealousy.

Bear dislikes the idea of any other guy being alone with Sarah; he's protective to the point where some might even call him a simp.

Bear dislikes the idea of any other guy being alone with Sarah; he's protective to the point where some might even call him a simp.

by DaAntisimp81 January 16, 2024

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S.impleton I.nfatuated with M.eaningless P.ussy

Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.

"Boy I don't know how to explain this to you buuuuut... look, you're a simp. I'm gonna have to report you to kuzco" - Kronk

by Ieatassfordinner May 18, 2020

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