2 definitions by Ieatassfordinner

S.impleton I.nfatuated with M.eaningless P.ussy

Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.
"Boy I don't know how to explain this to you buuuuut... look, you're a simp. I'm gonna have to report you to kuzco" - Kronk
by Ieatassfordinner May 18, 2020
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A word that is greater than who, whom, and whomst.
Whomst'd've the fucc been eaten ass?
by Ieatassfordinner June 02, 2018
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