reverse handshake

When somebody sees you sneeze, blow your nose, scratch yourself, or touch something dirty just prior to shaking your hand, and you are forced to use your left hand instead of your right to avoid further embarrassment and grossing the person out.

Dialogue involving a reverse handshake:

1: Hi, 2! (reaches to shake 2's right hand)

2: (quickly sneezes, grabs a tissue to quickly clean his right hand and shakes using his left hand.) Sorry, Hi!

reverse handshake by redblade77 January 11, 2009

seattle handshake 

after a guy refuses a one night stand, he receives a consolation prize of a handjob while fully clothed from a girl from a major city in which he has never visited

my amish friend refused a one night stand on his first night of rumspringer, and was given a seattle handshake instead

seattle handshake by jrjpjmctj April 3, 2011

Handrea 

Act of giving a very bad handjob, which may include scraping the penis with finger nails. Also known to ruin friendships and dry wall jobs.

Kyle got a Handrea last night, he had tears in his eyes after. Worst experience ever.

Handrea by Jereme Johnson January 10, 2008

Handstand 

The newest and best kept secret at EVHS which has begun to gain popularity in the student body. Shirts are now being made under the Handstands name, and the word, along with its products, are starting to appear on other campuses in the area as well. The people who started it tell us that they are not allowed to tell us what it means, but do let us know that a select few have been told. There are rumors that 19 confidents have been told the definition, as 'Handstands' seems to have ties with the 19 Community.

student 1: Hey my new "We Run EV" shirt from the Handstand guys just came in!

student 2: Really? My cousin at MP just bought one at the basketball game, and I have the original "I Love Handstands" one.

student 3: What're Handstands?

student 1: I don't know, but who cares?

Handstand by IttyBittyHelloKitty October 29, 2009

jug handle 

A fork in the road that bends in a loop or "P" shape, letting drivers make a left turn or a U-turn on a busy road without having to slow down in the left lane. Most commonly used in New Jersey.

"Then, you go through three sets of lights, and go through a jug handle..."

jug handle by Bill M. December 17, 2004

Handjob 

When a man cant be arsed masterbating so gets someone else to do it for them.

Also 21st centurys new way of kissing.

Give me a handjob, i cant be bothered today.

Handjob by Scoof April 5, 2009

Left-Handed Banjo 

A large floppy penis.

Leroy whooped out his left-handed banjo and scared off all the bitches.

Left-Handed Banjo by MamaCA December 17, 2006