Brown-Hovelt 

Heros of Great Britain and Ireland

"Martin Johnson is such a Brown-Hovelt"
"so was Michael Vaughn in 2005 but now he is more of a Naughten"

Brown-Hovelt by RtotheBtotheH August 19, 2008

brown perfume 

an exotic oil-filled aroma created by boiling spoiled food inside your brown boiler room. It is then captured and stored in hand crafted crystal spritzer bottles made in Italy. Very expensive!

In order to get revenge on Lisa, Ronald spread his b-hole, and sprayed her face with brown perfume while she was asleep...Sadly, Lisa never awoke

Wendy likes to blot her wrists with brown perfume before going on a big date or going to an important business meeting

Luke couldn't stop coughing when he smelled the puddle of brown perfume that leaks out onto Grandma's old recliner when she watches I Love Lucey

brown perfume by sadie85 October 17, 2008

brown goat 

when a girl is wearing pig tails and you grab her hair like goat horns, and ride her like you are riding a goat... and rub your ass on her...

I gave that chick a brown goat last night

brown goat by ottiecow April 11, 2010

Bronstein delay 

what you to say someone who is slowing you down, or to someone who moves slow.

Charlie, you're totally Bronstein delaying us, scherzo up!

Bronstein delay by ANSM December 17, 2010

brown period 

when you have extremely liquidy shit

i had a brown period and my girlfriend wouldn't put her dick in my butthole for days

brown period by nignogfaggotpenis November 27, 2013

Montana Brown Cap 

Erecting one's nipple, with the use of a semi-frozen, thawing piece of shit.

"After he was done, his nips were like the brown, brown caps of a Climate stricken Mountain"

"Yo' Boy got Capped"

-Not to be associated with the Montana Brown Cap reading facility for the homeless

Montana Brown Cap by TheInfamousKennyJ August 20, 2009

golded brown love 

making love to a black woman between 30-50, then later finding out it was one of your black friends mom.
and getting the mother pregnant.

Alex-
"hey Joe, i totally had a golded brown love with Mrs.Brown last night"

Joe-
"you son of a bitch, thats my mom!"

Alex-
"ohhhhh...well...see you in 9 months! hehehe...am so dead."

golded brown love by Norman Mcnormal April 5, 2010