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urbandictionary 

A user-updated online dictionary that is often mistaken for a messageboard by some of the more simple-minded denizens of the Internet!
"Hmm, I think after I get done whacking off to crudely-drawn furry "vore" drawings, I'll go rebut the definitions of "Slipknot" with a definition of my own that doesn't actually define the word for anyone who doesn't know it already, but that'll totally put those h8-3rs in their place! I'm cool because I use numbers instead of letters sometime."
urbandictionary by Crank September 28, 2003
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urbandictionary 

A website that has started as a briliant slang dictionary, but has just become the breeding ground for newbies who think it's a message board. It is now also used to define names, which isn't allowed, and to make fun of people.
urbandictionary used to be cool, but idiots messed it up.
urbandictionary by Mike November 1, 2006

urbandictionary 

An excellent concept, but poor contributions. Nobody honestly gives a shit about your dumbass chatroom acronyms. Wtf u r? STFU.<---Yeah, I can type the alphabet too, with all the letters in order. Then all the fucking sex definitions don't need to be there. Most of the sex definitions were written by horny 6th graders who masturbate to eachother's yearbook pictures. Fuck them.
UrbanDictionary. Define your sex.
Wtf? u n00bs stfu b/c i'm a lwlfe querr

Need I say more?


Urbandictionary.com 

a site that makes me lose hope in todays youth even though im a part of them.
i made some words at urbandictionary.com, but these kids are so messed up it sickens me...
Urbandictionary.com by corndizzle September 23, 2004

UrbanDictionary.com 

Where angry liberal teenagers go to rant about things they have no idea about.
Case and point, search 'Republican' on UrbanDictionary.com, and read about how they're the greatest form of evil in the world. Then, search 'Democrat' and read about how they are holy.
UrbanDictionary.com by SREYMSEW January 28, 2009

UrbanDictionary Essay 

Occuring usually in a contraversial subject in Urbandictionary (eg Palestine, Emo etc.). After a few pages with entries such as "its gay" and "no it ISNT gay", someone who takes his urbandictionary shit seriously comes up and writes a huge-ass essay on the issue. Except noone really gives a fuck, so any readers read the first sentence, thumb up/down and read on.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scene&defid=1449447 -an UrbanDictionary essay by some upset emo kid. Of course, I probably wouldn't call him this if I had read his essay, but again, noone gives a fuck.
UrbanDictionary Essay by Yaziyo October 18, 2008

urbandictionary editors 

total gaylords. they are usualy found in dark alleys eating feces out of eachothers assholes,and or giving eachother rusty trombones. they reject the coolest words submitted
while walking down the street i heard a moan from the alley way, it was just two urbandictionary editors eating eachother out and giving eachother hand jobs simotaneously.