next shit

Next level. Anything that is unexpected from the norm. Surprising and new.

Steph Curry's shot from around half court to beat the Thunder was some next shit.

by Hubbz October 2, 2017

nimb shit

you're an actual idiot and you need to get it together; another word for numb nuts

no I don't want lasagna ya nimb shit

by larex stronglegs May 16, 2017

Shit you not

A term used in conversation to emphasize that everything that was said is completely true; no exaggeration!

That's exactly how it happened, I shit you not!!

by Kittykatzkrnrz May 24, 2017

sap shit

When your emotional AF...

Not to be on sum sap shit but I miss her/him

by therealzoreo November 4, 2017

the scariest shit

Spooky scary skeletons

Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight

-The scariest shit

by Sant1z1a November 23, 2017

no shit sherlock

When the statement is absolutely and obviously right.

A: Banana is yellow.
B: No shit Sherlock!.

A: Grass is green.
B:No shit Sherlock!.

by English is my cup of tea! May 8, 2016

philosophical shit

A piece of fecal matter (usually human) that has gained self-conscience. This leads to the shit asking deep questions of philosophical nature, hence the name. When encountering a philosophical shit, most humans believe that the questions raised by the 'sophical sausage' are of their own desing and come from their own head. It is unknown whether the great philosophers of history were assisted by philosophical shits, or came up with their ideas themselves.

"What am I? Where did I come from? I feel water rushing past me. I am falling now and it's dark. Is this what it's like to die? Is this the afterlife? An endless void where we're forced to contemplate our beliefs and morality for all eternity? Truly a hellish experience."
-Unnamed philosophical shit, circa 1978

by Ziraxis August 24, 2016