Jonny depp

A emo pirate

Not many Jonny Depp these days

by Qwerty-slay queen💅🏻👑 October 23, 2025

Jessica-deprivation

When you are gone from your baby for so long that you might die.

IM GONNA DIE FROM JESSICA-DEPRIVATION

by Klue2234 November 4, 2025

That depends

Entirely on whether or not that Anti-Theft is going off because I have no idea what the timeline on that would look like.

Hym "That depends. I mean, I am not thrilled with how this is shaking out. I'm going to be perfectly honest with you. You tried to steal my soul and condemn me to a life I described as hell. I am pissed about that. The contract has been fulfilled but my thing didn't even TAKE your soul and, as the contact stipulated, you will be and have been (instead) marked by the flying raijin signet so that in the event that when I die I, instead of facing God immediately, am sent to hell... I will then be able to get out and to God. Assuming of course that at least one of you goes to heaven. But that is already set in stone. We're past that. Umm... Yeah, no, I am going to be tempted to take that shit out of you collective asses though. Not going to lie. Especially if you're letting a guy pretend to be me while knowing full-well that he is not that. Ok? So. Probably. You should probably be mortified. That would be appropriate. But you don't necessarily have to be that."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2025

home depomine

A psychological cocktail of peanuts and pins that produce$ a chemical reaction in the brain leading to an abundance of artificial enthusiasm and human productivity culminating in increased profits for company shareholders.

Don’t drink the Kool-Aid or the home depomine, bro!

by TR Arterburn December 25, 2025

Late Deployers

People who always wait till last minute to drop the vehicle down and end up getting killed.

All those late deployers got killed deploying.

by amradeon January 8, 2026

class c dependant

n. A military term used to describe soldiers whose civilian counterparts live in military housing rent free without anyone's acknowlegement. To use military resources without obligation or contract.

If the Commander catches you with that class c dependant in your room, its a wrap.

Today is military appreciation day at the mall. Cool, well come go to the store with me, so I can get 10% off my purchase.

by Kinnycakes May 22, 2008

Post Prang Depression

Used after having a car crash.

He must have a (ppd) Post Prang Depression after hitting that tree last night.

by 24Ugnada October 23, 2008