house job

When your girlfriend cleans or tidies your messy living space without being asked to do so. An act of kindness similar to a hand job or blow job.

Friend 1: Man, you're place looks sweet. What's up, is your mother coming over?

Friend 2: Nah, Angel gave me a house job.

Friend 1: Wow, she's a keeper, man.

by Woodmont Willie July 23, 2010

Job

Fuck you job. I'm done. You have extracted more value out of me than you should have been allowed to and the people allowing you to do it are absolute fools.

Hym "I'm not going to take a fucking job from the reason I have to continue working. The only reason I would ever have to continue working is that you are refusing to pay for what you stole and the only reason I would kill your kids is happening right now. So fuck you. You do something about those fukcing reasons FIRST and then I work if I fucking feel like it but probably not. How's that fucking AI treating you? Good? You like the short form content? I'm not negotiating from the inside of an echo chamber and I'm not doing anything these pieces of shit say."

by Hym Iam September 4, 2025

Gavin Job

A term which refers to the act of doing "fun" things with your dog until completion and dog creates new spawn. Make sure you use proper form and use both hands to hold the dog while performing a Gavin Job

"Gavin you did what to your dog?"
"A Gavin Job is all"

by Dat Boi 999 May 6, 2024

Shab Job

The opposite of the phrase "not too shabby." To perform certain tasks like a freaking idiot. When common sense is too overwhelming for you to bear that you mess up the easiest of tasks.

Max: did you see Carl try to paint today
Jason: yeah that was a total Shab Job

by CrockDundee April 14, 2014

good job

when used by a female, they probably mean "lol you suck" or "ew no"

"Look look, I found a turtle!"
"Good job"

by cockatiel89 December 4, 2018

Job and dip

When your at a party or any type of motive and a boy starts talking to u being nice then asks u for job (head) (blow job) u give it to him and U think he’s gonna text u the next day but no he just jobbed u and dipped u .when u do job with someone and they just dip (not talk to u ever again ) (leave ) you .

Jermaine : did u uck him

Me: yeah but he still hasn’t texted me it was just job and dip he job and dipped me

by Very upset girl who got dipped April 20, 2018

jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.

the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.

by MC Busta September 5, 2019