texas cheese curl

When fucking a girl in the asshole (yum) she takes a shit on your cock and when you pull it out your dick will curl!

I just fucked your woman and she did a texas cheese curl on me baby

by Adam the ass goblin November 13, 2007

the cheese off my cock

An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.

Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.

by de-pube February 2, 2021

cheese sliding off the crackers

To go totally insane, in the same vein as losing one's marbles.

Phil threw another tantrum over a missing sock. I think he's got his cheese sliding off the crackers.

by Intelligence001 January 15, 2020

Royale with cheese

Another name for Camel Turkish Royal cigarettes. A paradoy of a line from the movie Pulp Fiction by Quentin Tarantino, when John Travolta's character explains what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris--a royale with cheese--and transformed into a reference to Turkish "Royale" cigarettes.

"Hey, you got a Royale with Cheese?"
"I just bought a pack of Royales with Cheese."

by jackpounds February 4, 2010

string cheese incident

one of the worst bands to have crossed the jamband scene and the music scene in general.

also known as the String Cheese ACCIDENT

Shitty music = String Cheese Incident

by Mother fuckin' P.I.M.P December 20, 2006

darth vader grilled cheese

Grilled cheese that is burnt black on one side only, as in "it had a dark side."

I asked her for lightly toasted but I ended up with Darth Vader grilled cheese.

by heavysleeves September 5, 2006

Big Stinky Cheese

Given your women the dick!

Yo baby when we get home tonight I am giving you the BIG STINKY CHEESE!

by MJALLDAY January 16, 2004