A surfy job is a homosexual sex act in which one of the two partners, in the middle of performing fellatio, pulls his partners foreskin to it's foremost position and blows into it so it inflates a little bit.
"Dude, why are you giving me a surfy job? That does virtually nothing for pleasure..."
"Shut up... it's fun."
"Shut up... it's fun."
by TheMonsterTruk November 08, 2013
by Dhomas Tickerson May 20, 2011
Where Big Mac sauce is layered on the foot especially between the toes, it is then removed by the mouth of a Maccas employee (JACK FORD).
by JELQMAXXER62 May 31, 2024
A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.
by Mister jeebus March 28, 2017
When a battery acid junkie pours an energy drink into a girls spread open asshole, then he licks up the energy drink like a dog drinking out of its water bowl.
by Dallas fuckluck December 10, 2024
Whilst sucking on the erect penis of the male origin, stoke your fingers from the front of the taint across the testes.
by AidenHall March 29, 2016
A synonym for “let’s get to work”/“let’s do this” and also a phrase used to describe or applaud someone acing a task.
Person 1: Let’s get it done and then blow this juke joint.
Person 2: On job bro.
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Person 3: Yo you’re smashing those citations! On job.
Person 2: On job bro.
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Person 3: Yo you’re smashing those citations! On job.
by Cinnamon54 December 17, 2023