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The Red Hand of Sauromon

When your partner is menstruating and you slide your hand across the blood to cover your entire hand. Once covered in blood, you stamp your paw print on her mug and exclaim, The Red Hand of Sauromon!
"Okay so here I am wrecking Éowyn's guts when I notice she is on her period so I slapped her with the Red Hand of Sauromon."
by PharoahBoyKing311 June 6, 2022
mugGet the The Red Hand of Sauromonmug.

Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.
I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.
by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022
mugGet the Dookie diarrhea hand jobmug.

One hand Jackson

"My mom caught me pitching a one hand Jackson."
by gayboyadvance March 4, 2015
mugGet the One hand Jacksonmug.

Hand-mopping

v. When a proficient piano player is able to hit several groups of notes at different ends of the piano, sometimes in a sweeping motion, at a very fast pace (during an Allegro piece).
"Yeah she's a really good piano player".
"OH YEAH do you remember in the last performance she was absolutely hand-mopping those keys!"
by _masterdefine_ February 16, 2022
mugGet the Hand-moppingmug.

Ring finger on left hand

He has his Ring Finger on his left hand up! So he’s single yeah? I should shoot my shot
He has his Ring finger on left hand up!
by ledoveyyyyyy October 7, 2022
mugGet the Ring finger on left handmug.

intestine hands

Known for taking something good and turning it into shit with everything you touch.
A kid was given a new toy. His intestine hands guaranteed the toy would soon be broken.
by DigitalSherpa June 30, 2015
mugGet the intestine handsmug.

look ma no hands

what oedipus said while giving his mother (jocasta) backshots
by guzz1r January 8, 2025
mugGet the look ma no handsmug.

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