bang off

The art of jerking off.

After my woman gave me blueballs I had to bang off to get over it.

by Joeygmoney June 6, 2007

knock the top off

Phrase used to describe to describe masturbating shortly before having sex in order to prolong intercourse; most effective after a long dry spell.

It's been a while since I got any so I had to knock the top off before we did it.

by Niki C January 12, 2006

Sawn Off McFuck

A person who, through every fault of their own, pisses you off immensly through all of their physical and personal shortcomings.

someone runs into you in the street
"Watch where you are goin you sawn off McFuck!!"

by Courtney Act January 20, 2004

Shut-the-fuck-off

When you can’t decide if you want the cunt to be quiet or to piss off

When Fitton is talking absolute bullshit in the pub, you piss him off and wind him up, he gets so angry he tells you to, “oh, shut-the-fuck-off!”

by Bigwillyian May 2, 2018

Squeeze one off

Male masturbation, generally when not at home.

"Lastnight at my mother in laws house, the meatloaf was so good I had to go to the restroom and squeeze one off"

by ChuckU.Farley March 25, 2009

way off

This is the second-lowest step rating in the game of In The Groove, only to Miss. It is approximately equivalent to the "Boo" (pre-SN) or "Almost" (SN/SN2) in DDR and causes the life meter to drop. A dash prefixing or suffixing the rating indicates which way the player is off (-WAY OFF for early, and WAY OFF- for late.)

Several Way Offs on that cluster threatened to fail me, but luckily I pulled through and passed.

by HeavyD2 March 1, 2009

Squirt one off

Squirting off a load, the completion point of masturbation

After watching a porno , Jon ducked into the bathroom to squirt one off.

by montyl January 21, 2010