nimb shit

you're an actual idiot and you need to get it together; another word for numb nuts

no I don't want lasagna ya nimb shit

by larex stronglegs May 16, 2017

Bowl of shit

A political term describing a loss-loss situation - a situation in which a political leader has to take a hard choice, which will inevitably end up pissing off important people.

"You don't fire him, you're going to piss off most of the black political infrastructure."
"Mm, yummy. My first bowl of shit."

by Grissefar November 18, 2013

Shit Kettle

The art of taking a dump in a kettle at a party. Usually for somebody you don't really like, a modification of Salt Kettle

"Dude this party sucks, lets go"
"Yeah, right after I leave a shit kettle for them"

by imdx80 November 7, 2008

Rage Shit

Rage shit - A different approach to the original "Rage Quit". See example below -

Similar rules apply to "Rage Quit" however, this has a smelly twist to it. As opposed to quitting from a game when enraged with pure anger and hatred for your opponent. The victim, suffering with rage shit tends to take a shit to calm down.

Guy 1 - "Why are you raging so much?"

Guy 2 - "This game makes me so fucking mad I'm about to Rage Shit"

Guy 1 - "What?"

by RageShit September 9, 2011

Shit Cough

The shit cough occurs in only one situation: When a person is shitting in a public toilet with only one cubical and numerous urinals. This leads to embarrassment at the sounds emitting from the bowels of the shitter and they then cough to muffle the sound of the "plop" or the "squelch". This is especially evident in those suffering of diarrhoea.

"I was in a McDonalds in London coz i needed a shit right? But the urinal was surrounded. I tried waiting on the sounds from the hand-dryers to muffle the sound of my shit but no cunt was using it so i had to blast out a shit cough. I think the other guys at the urinals still knew I had the runs though."

by FuckYouDiarrhoea April 5, 2010

Hyperborean Shit

That shit that makes you feel euphoric, and gives you that Aryan spirit.

dog damn joe is a hyperborean shitter

by i hate joos 2024 January 1, 2023

Shit Fence

When an individual farts and walks around a given area where someone is incased in the vapor.

Danny made a shit fence around the water fountain.

by Pait January 24, 2009