An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.
That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?
Answer: Poop Sommelier
Answer: Poop Sommelier
by Karl Hungus April 21, 2024
Get the Poop Sommeliermug. A poop that hurts when it comes out. (Just like how spikes hurt)
Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out
Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out
Chad: Hey, I just had a spikey poop and it hurt like buttcheeks!
Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine
Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine
by POOPEATER6969420 August 18, 2020
Get the Spikey Poopmug. It is a type of shit that is very hard to shit out and very small. It has his name because it looks like nesquik cereal
by Heta April 25, 2015
Get the Nesquik poopsmug. An annual festival known to natives as PFP which in people display their prized logs on the streets of Pittsburg, PA.
Hey bro, I just dropped a wicked five-pounder! I think I might enter it in this year’s Pittsburg Poop Festival!!
by The Ploopy Man November 30, 2020
Get the Pittsburg Poop Festivalmug. jon - "hey whats your poop o'clock?"
sam - "oh its usually between 23:00 and 0:00"
jon - "nice to know"
sam - "oh its usually between 23:00 and 0:00"
jon - "nice to know"
by maxnellson March 31, 2024
Get the Poop O'clockmug. by synonym!? March 16, 2022
Get the poop youmug.