Laying a brown egg

To inexplicably crap your pants, especially when squatting down to do something.

John was laying a brown egg when doing too many forced squats.

by Captaindeadboi May 6, 2021

brown eye eclipse

A boil on the buttocks which grows so large that it blocks
the anal passage.

Dan's was ostracized from the all male, adult film industry after his brown eye eclipse.

by cranking with hank September 29, 2012

Brown Town Eskimo

The act of initiating intercourse (vaginally, anally, or otherwise) with an object that was made in the following fashion:

1. Deficating into a condom (preferably unused).
2. Freezing the condom with its contents.
3. After frozen, remove condom.
4. Commence intercourse with frozen, phallic-shaped object.

"I am going to give you a brown town eskimo."

"My girlfriend BTE'd me in my sleep last night."

by BTEd November 26, 2012

Brown Leather Jacket

When you are mad at your girlfriend and tell her that both of you are going for a trip in the country side. You walk by a farm and remove her top and push her in a pile of cow manure.

That scene where Biff got covered in manure in "Back to the Future". He wore a brown leather jacket.

by CoolWhip69 January 12, 2012

Millie Bobby Brown

Slang term used to refer to cocaine because the color of her skin is white.

An intellectual: I got corners in Gentilly where we slang that Millie Bobby Brown.
Me: Encouraging.

by Shlong Peacock July 22, 2023

Antonio brown syndrome

When you think you’re so good when in reality you’re not

John: Jim is so cocky, he thinks he’s good at everything
Joe: then he must have Antonio brown syndrome

by KanyeEast88 February 13, 2022

Take the Browns to the Superbowl

To take a sh*t, have a bowel movement, to the toilet.

Sorry I took so long, I had to take the Browns to the Superbowl

by I know a guy November 12, 2009