I'm off like a Jewish foreskin

"I'm taking off now" or "I am leaving this place"

"Okay kids...I'm off like a Jewish foreskin!"

by Part Walker April 14, 2008

Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball

A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.

Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."

by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011

my dick feels like corn

It is when your dick is at its best

You: I can't feel my dick
Me: well my dick feels like corn

by MAD14 January 4, 2015

got yo back like chiropractic

A term used in "International Player's Anthem" by UGK featuring Outkast. Andre 3000 states "you know we got yo back like chiropractic", meaning, his friends will always be there for him. He uses the word chiropractic because chiropractors realign people's backs for a living.

Gabriel: I don't think Mr.Hunt will believe that I was sick
Me: Don't worry, you know I got yo back like chiropractic

by Mohinder Suresh November 30, 2007

going off like a frog in a sock

when someone is going crazy, like a frog would in a sock.

dang sterling is going off like a frog in a sock cause someone drank his last pepsi and a dingo ate his baby.

by sterwang October 11, 2006

I like you for who you are

Something usually between a dating couple or close friends, said to explain that they appreciate, like/love one for their true personality, not possessions or fake personality

Tears were streaming down my cheeks by the time he told me earnestly, "I like you for who you are."

by jo May 31, 2004

bitchin like scooby snacks!

a phrase for saying some thing is cool. made popular by Evan Kanelloplous

Those shoes are bitchin like scooby snacs

by llamaman May 16, 2004