John 

a guy who is handsome and intellegent. Great at football ladykiller and has kevin hart sense of humor.

that lame kid can never be a JOHN.

Sometimes darren can be a real JOHN if he wanted too.

John by PlatypusSquirrel November 10, 2013

john terry 

A very good but very over rated English Central Defender could be a good England Captain but not nearly as good as Steven Gerrard would be.

Granty - That John Terry's good aint he?
Gaz - Yeah, got fuck all on Ste Gerrard though

john terry by Gary McGowan September 2, 2006

John 

A guy who gives you no attention. Overweight and extremely obsessed with video games. Will probably turn gay and live in his parents basement for the rest of his life. Don't date john, he'll treat you like he doesn't know you.

I dated a john and will regret it for the rest of my life.

John by magicflash May 28, 2016

john kennedy

He is the lovely and cute person. More caring person. His speech is really lovely and he can easily attract everyone. Nice and talkative person. He had a cute bottom lips.always he haveya great friends with him. He looks pretty. He don't want to convey a msg through his words he just use his eyes to reveal what he tell. That much power full eyes he got.

His character his nice like John Kennedy

john kennedy by Nishikavi March 18, 2019

Uncle John 

That one uncle who has a big ass cock! He’s always touching you in the best ways! Uncle John is that uncle who’s kinda creepy but everyone loves him cuz his PEE PEE IS HUGEEEE!

I slept with my uncle John yesterday

Uncle John by Thicccman42069 February 7, 2019

long john silver 

when you suck someones dick with nutella or peanutbutter on it.

Her Friend: What did you do with him last night?
Her: Bro I gave him a good ol' long john silver.

long john silver by YaBoiJohn April 25, 2019

John Howard apology 

Where you express regret for an act occurring, but don't actually apologise for it.

Named for the former Australian Prime Minister, John Howard, who said, in response to a comment he made on consecutive interest rate raises, that he said that he was 'sorry that it happened, but didn't make any mention of an apology.'

Person A: You'd better apologise to Charlie, man.
Person B: Nah, I'm not sorry. I'll just give him a John Howard apology.

John Howard apology by SoulMasterKaze January 17, 2011