butts, farts, and ... sphincters

something that unprofessional people talk about during a work business meeting

Person 1: In today's work meeting, we are going to talk about butts, farts, and ... sphincters

Person 2: Eww, that's totally unprofessional

by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022

fart with follow through

If only your pucker-ability was as focused as your desire to treat the room to your new air bouquet.

I felt that all too familiar rumbly in my tumbly, was a little too relaxed in my delivery and unfortunately delivered a fart with follow through.

by RealWisDumbs February 20, 2021

bulgarian fart sex

A sex position that can be used by two or more people. One person (usually a man) lays on his back with a dick or strapon in his asshole. Another person stands above the person laying on the floor, and either farts, queefs, or shits on the place where the action is taking place. This technique came from Bulgaria, hence the name 'bulgarian fart sex.'

All in all a fairly fun way to enjoy oneself, my friends and I like to do it in the bathroom at lunchtime.

Deshawntavious IV: Hey man, wanna have bulgarian fart sex?
Cornelius: Bet, lemme go ask Bingling Bongwong Xiongwong

Cornelius: Hey, wanna have bulgarian fart sex with me and Deshawntavious IV in the bathroom?
Bingling Bongwong Xiongwong: Bet

by big boy eats October 30, 2022

Old man fart

A fart that smells like air off shit passing through a 12 day old egg that has been sitting in the sun.

Johnny!!! You and your old man farts yah stinking cunt!

by Karen from rothwell. November 7, 2020

Chloroform Cloth Fart

A cruel act in which an assailant farts on a cloth, rag or small plush doll and presses it against a victim's face, covering the mouth and nose.

Bill: "Hey what's that over there?" points behind Randy while farting on a cloth

Randy: "Huh?" looks to where Bill is pointing

Bill: executes Chloroform Cloth Fart attack by smothering Randy's face with the cloth he just ripped one on

Randy: "...." passed out from the toxic fumes he just inhaled

by FloorBageo May 16, 2014

Propeller Fart-tart

Turn on your Electric Fan on high drop your drawers and proceed to blow a huge fart in the path of the blowing air with anticipation of your significant other inhaling a full dose of your inner fart.

Propeller Fart-tart is when Mark stands in front of the fan and being ready to electric
Fan farting then blowing a bionic fart spreading joy and his scent all through out the room for all to enjoy. Especially his mate Merlanious.

by OneBigDaddy May 21, 2022

Fart with follow thru

If only your pucker-ability was as focused as your desire to treat the room to your new air bouquet.

I felt that all too familiar rumbly in my tumbly, was a little too relaxed in my delivery and unfortunately delivered a fart with follow thru.

by RealWisDumbs February 20, 2021