2 week rule

it almost never fails. within 2 weeks of a break up, your ex hits you up either apologizing, begging for you back, or just saying their final goodbye

did you hear? emma was right about the 2 week rule. josh texted her last night.

by MTisbisZ September 8, 2021

2 Goat

When Muhammad makes a really good trade offer.

“OK my friend. For you, 2 goat”

by MdstandsforMYDICK April 23, 2023

Number 2

When the yum yum in you tum tum comes out your bum bum!!

Hey where are you going??

I need to go number 2 real quick brb

What's a number 2?

When the yum yum in your tum tum comes out your little bum bum

by I am Emma in the UrBan diction July 3, 2024

Apartments West 2

The best floor to ever exist in the history of humanity. A miracle happened in the fall of 2021 when by sheer coincidence, the best people on all of the campus were placed on the same floor. This floor was astonishingly good at absolutely everything. The only thing this floor is not good at is modesty because they are great at it!

Eric Hayes:"And the award for the greatest floor 2021-2022 goes to........ Apartments West 2! No surprises there!"

by abcdefff April 2, 2022

6 / 2 / 26

The date when we’re going to get married . If ur friends says “ 6 / 2 / 26 “ that means they want to get married to u .

Friend 1 : Hey guys ! 6 / 2 / 26 !
Friend 2 : Why do u want to marry all of us

by anonymous April 22, 2024

At least 2

When your buddy asks a really stupid question and you know the answer must be a pretty large number but you don't particularly feel like exerting the mental energy required to respond to it with any degree of accuracy.

Friend: How many grains of rice do you think people have eaten like in total throughout history?
You: Ehhh at least 2.

by h_isthebestletter24 November 7, 2024

Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?

Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?

Should Jalil Hamid have 2 new siblings?

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023