Gi-Tard 

offensive.

A person who repeatedly loses ju jitsu/ judo fights by doing stupid things. (often used as a general term of abuse).

person A: i cant believe i gave him a straight arm again!

person B: i know your such a Gi-Tard. *Armbars person A*

Gi-Tard by 11 62 61 32 51 February 1, 2012

aural tampon 

Improvised earplugs (or actual ear tampons!) made out of small wads of bungwipe or nasal tissue.
Most frequently used to help prevent an unwelcome ear whipping; can also be used to stem the tide of bright red blood from the ears when one has been exposed to very unpleasant sounds (like rap or metal to somebody who normally listens to adult contemporary, etc.)

{Hoolio}: Hey Husoos!!! What's with the Cleanax in your ears?
{Husoos}: Those are my aural tampons; some bungsnoipe was playing sludge metal music on this big-ass ghetto blaster on the bus I was just on, so I stuck those things in my ears to help stop the damn noise before some other rider beat the living tweedle out of the jerk who was blasting that nasty-azz "music"!

{Dominique}: Hey Hozay, what's with the wads of bungwipe in your ears?
{Hozay}: My ears started to bleed after I watched an R/C helicopter video on YouTube but I didn't know that there was going to be an Anthrax choon accompanying it, so I made me some aural tampons and stuffed those fuckers in my ears!

aural tampon by Telephony May 20, 2013

vince tan 

A guy who graduated in Claret School of Zamboanga City from batch 2018. He is about to embark on a journey through the greatest and most decisive years of his life which is College. You can catch him at Universidad de Zamboanga and come say hello!

Who is he? It's Vince Tan!

vince tan by Ghosgar May 22, 2018

hog taker 

Derogatory term for vagina.

She got it right in her hog taker.

hog taker by Hamper Hunter November 14, 2020

Black heart tattoo 

A black heart tattoo is a solider stamp you get it tatted on the left side of your eye when you kill someone or have put in work

I'm bout to go get my black heart tattoo you know I earned that.

Black heart tattoo by Brother Skalene September 29, 2022

Tally Hall 

A band that doesn't exist. It never has and never will. Stop asking questions. If anyone asks, deflect. Tally Hall has does not exist.

Instructions on how to handle this situation.

Them: "Hey do you like Banana Man by Tally Hall?"
You: "That's not real. Stop asking questions."

Tally Hall by Joe Hawley November 15, 2020

tatstak 

Slang for a female's breasts. Normally used as part of a demand - never a request.

Link checked the tatstak. What a nice tatstak!

tatstak by johnmguy November 21, 2011