Jiggle My Way To Sleep

The act of wanking yourself and falling asleep in the middle of your session; only applies to the male gender

"Last night I jiggle my way to sleep"

by hardcore.memester June 4, 2018

Roll your sleeves up

The act of docking, placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another uncircumcised penis.

After meeting at the adult movie theater Sam pulled Pat up off his knees and said, "Let's go back to my place Roll your sleeves up."

by iyogurt May 18, 2018

pop the sleeve

the ancient art of removing the paper sleeve from video games or CDs. though to fully pop said sleeve, it needs to be adjusted to fit in the front of said record, for display of tracklist/artwork often times followed by the front book.

oft times performed by fag smoking, bong toking idiots, with no concept of life outside video games and music.

you don't forget how to pop the sleeve, you just re-remember.

by Joshu4 August 29, 2018

Hit with the sleeps

Feeling a sudden urge or feeling of tiredness

Guy: damn mom I just got hit with the sleeps
Mom: go to bed then

by BlackAustin December 27, 2018

is my fish sleeping

if someone ask you that if you fish is sleeping it is just upside down on top of the fish bowl and to dispose of it is to flush it down the toilet.

P.S don't tell your kids

Son: is my fish sleeping
Mom: yes my son it is now go back to your room
Son: ok
Mom: honey go flush it down the toilet

by ThankWrong April 16, 2019

Make it sleet

Verb. When financial circumstances prevent one from throwing around dollars but still allow reckless spending of coins.

Shep blew his entire allowance on video games, but he raided his piggy bank so he could make it sleet at the ice cream store.

by Dorkmuffin May 3, 2019

Serpent's Sleep

When you allow your asshole to sink into the toilet bowl and then you flush the toilet effectively making it a make shift bidet. Just like Jormungandr when he would sleep, the realms water levels would rise consuming the lands.

I just let the toilet serpent's sleep my ass.

by MrZano69 May 10, 2019