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Roasted a nut

When you get 1 of your balls squashed during sex
Sorry boss can't make it to work today I roasted a nut last nighr
by Jayba11s January 9, 2018
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Philip The Nut

(Some random crap I made up)
A phrase that you yell out of a car window or at other cars in parking lots or just people in general as long and as annoyingly as possible
*Driving by a person*
“PHILIP THE NUT!!!”
*Person gives you the thumbs up*
by Philip The Nut November 19, 2017
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finna female nut

When a non transgender woman experiences the female equivalent of finna nut
Person 1: I finna nut.
Person 2: Me too.
Person 1: How can you finna nut as a cis woman?
Person 2: Sorry, I meant that I finna female nut, which is just the female equivalent of finna nut.
Person 1: Ah, I see!
by HypothermiaIsCool November 21, 2017
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Bust her nut

To be the first person to anally penetrate your girlfriend
Eh mate, guess what? Lindsey let me bust her nut last nite ,it was as tight as a mouses ear
by Noggin the nog May 13, 2018
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The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018
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On The Nut

Someone who follows you around, copies everything you do, bothers you over and over again, etc
Damn, that Jakob kid is on the nut
by orulsecs June 20, 2018
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