New Hoe-stess Syndrome

When you start a new job at a restaurant as a hostess and within a week you have already slept with at least one of the people that work there.

I just got hired as a hostess at a restaurant on monday and on friday night I slept with the douchiest waiter that works there...yup definitely got a case of New Hoe-stess Syndrome.

by jstringy October 14, 2011

New York Sock Exchange

When everyone in the household gets together to match up socks with a missing partner.

This Saturday, we are getting together to do a New York Sock Exchange, so that I can find my missing socks.

by PodcastListener July 23, 2019

Talkin' Brand New Goods

The antonym of Talkin' Trash. The belittling of one's abilities or achivements, especially in a competitive setting, going beyond being humble.

A: You're gramps could probably beat me in an arm wrestling match.
B: C'mmon dude, you just beat the strongest guy in gym class.
A: I just got lucky there...
B: Quit, talkin' brand new goods and lets do this!
(A smokes B in said arm wrestling match)

by ntjohn March 22, 2009

New York Poop Exchange

When two people, usually New Yorkers, engaged in concseual and mutual exchange of excrement between each other’s assholes. Both parties empty their bowels and then fill them up again with the other persons shit.

Johnny was excited to tell his girlfriend Jane about his ultimate sexual fantasy of performing the worlds first televised New York Poop Exchange.

Jane filed a restraining order.

by crabwieners October 7, 2018

New Years Day 2021

The first day of 2021. And the first day of us being out of the shit year we know as 2020.

At 12am, on New Years Day 2021, God will put a message into the sky that says "Tutorial Completed. Proceed To Game?"

Have a Happy New Year!

by Master Of Nations December 31, 2020

New Jersey Shrimp Parm

The act of having sex with a girl while on her period with no condom. As the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and blows his man juice all over the girl's bloody vagina. Therefore giving the image of shrimp parm.

I was banging this chick and pulled out an gave her some New Jersey shrimp parm.

by Deuce Master December 1, 2014

New England Sponge Bath

To wash oneself with toilet water, as is often practiced in the South Shore of Massachusetts.

Jimmy didn't like the feel of the new shower head his wife insisted on buying so he opted take New England Sponge Baths instead.

by TheRealL162 March 27, 2019