john

if your friend’s name is john, these definitions aren’t fake!

1. he like boys 101%
2. you like him
3. you love him so much that you save him as “ysc”, “eyes don’t lie”, pillow” etc etc, make up scenarios in your head about john and you cuddling watching a movie together (perferably an anime) and getting all mushy mushy with eachother that you go into a bedroom and you know what happens next and then after that you two fall alseep in bed half naked, and then kidnap him and do crimes to him that would get you in prison for millennials upon millennials, and you bully him.
4. you hate him so much

1. “John obviously likes ______ because he’s always near him!”
2. “I.. think I like John..”
3. …
4. “Omg.. is that John?! He’s soo ugly! I just hate him!”

by the delulu one March 9, 2024

John F'ing Beck

A f'ing super CUCK

John F'ing Beck is the biggest super CUCK I've ever met in my life. John Beck is a CUCK

by Ernnnn March 4, 2020

John

Gay

John is gay

by Ruh Roh Raggy November 3, 2020

John Cena

The most legit BTS stanner.

(besides me lol)

Jimin: John Cena, are you ARMY?
John Cena: 나는 아미

by UDGoddess January 11, 2019

John Taylor

an outages boy from sunderland (uk)

John Taylor is outrages. Big Issue Please .

by Outrages November 29, 2016

john dreiling

It means to just do it, to say yes to something, without thinking about it too much, no matter the consequences, with the risk of resulting in severe injuries when not successful.

John: Are you gonna send it?
Mary: Send it? I'm gonna go full John Dreiling on this shit!

by wolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolf January 23, 2020

John role

A role given in the that place server, has variations such as minijohn and god John, the hierarchy going like this
Protogens -> no roles -> minijohn -> John -> god John

John role people: *talk about dehz furry or something*
New minijohn: *exists*
New minijohn: *is a slave*
Let me catch pokemans Steve

by ¨Zakil¨ March 24, 2020