if your friend’s name is john, these definitions aren’t fake!
1. he like boys 101%
2. you like him
3. you love him so much that you save him as “ysc”, “eyes don’t lie”, pillow” etc etc, make up scenarios in your head about john and you cuddling watching a movie together (perferably an anime) and getting all mushy mushy with eachother that you go into a bedroom and you know what happens next and then after that you two fall alseep in bed half naked, and then kidnap him and do crimes to him that would get you in prison for millennials upon millennials, and you bully him.
4. you hate him so much
1. he like boys 101%
2. you like him
3. you love him so much that you save him as “ysc”, “eyes don’t lie”, pillow” etc etc, make up scenarios in your head about john and you cuddling watching a movie together (perferably an anime) and getting all mushy mushy with eachother that you go into a bedroom and you know what happens next and then after that you two fall alseep in bed half naked, and then kidnap him and do crimes to him that would get you in prison for millennials upon millennials, and you bully him.
4. you hate him so much
1. “John obviously likes ______ because he’s always near him!”
2. “I.. think I like John..”
3. …
4. “Omg.. is that John?! He’s soo ugly! I just hate him!”
2. “I.. think I like John..”
3. …
4. “Omg.. is that John?! He’s soo ugly! I just hate him!”
by the delulu one March 9, 2024
Get the johnmug. A f'ing super CUCK
by Ernnnn March 4, 2020
Get the John F'ing Beckmug. by UDGoddess January 11, 2019
Get the John Cenamug. an outages boy from sunderland (uk)
by Outrages November 29, 2016
Get the John Taylormug. It means to just do it, to say yes to something, without thinking about it too much, no matter the consequences, with the risk of resulting in severe injuries when not successful.
by wolfwolfwolfwolfwolfwolf January 23, 2020
Get the john dreilingmug. A role given in the that place server, has variations such as minijohn and god John, the hierarchy going like this
Protogens -> no roles -> minijohn -> John -> god John
Protogens -> no roles -> minijohn -> John -> god John
John role people: *talk about dehz furry or something*
New minijohn: *exists*
New minijohn: *is a slave*
Let me catch pokemans Steve
New minijohn: *exists*
New minijohn: *is a slave*
Let me catch pokemans Steve
by ¨Zakil¨ March 24, 2020
Get the John rolemug. 