I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

Truly humbled under god

Something that Young Thug’s Lawyer tried to use to get him out of jail

“Thug means Truly Humble Under God.” Said by young thug’s lawyer in a attempt to get his client to not go jail by claiming him to be infact Truly Humbled under god

by Metroowantssomemore December 29, 2023

God

the creator of all things

and is NOT just dog backwards idk why yall gat to be so rude

Christian: There is one GOD

Muslim: Facts but its not Jesus
Christian: u sure bud?
Hindu: No there are over a trillion GODs
Pagan: Nah Mother Nature is god ngl
Christian, Muslim and Hindu: SHUT UP
Atheist: Have yall ever heard of science!

by SHLKNSBMB April 5, 2024

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet in the morning.

"Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?"
"I'm doing a good morning and god bless, Hila!"

by CaptainSpaceCat May 23, 2018

God’s Calculator

A horse

You know what they say; God’s Calculator is a horse

by DefinitelyNotD January 23, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

On god on god

When you eat something so good and have to say how good it is, this term is used to exaggerate how good it is.

Girl: How’s that sandwich

Guy: This shit bussin on god on god

by Frunkcrunk July 8, 2022