Me: The show I told you about is really good right?
Friend: It was horrible!
Me: You've been god-offed baby!
Friend: It was horrible!
Me: You've been god-offed baby!
by off-bagrill January 13, 2023
Get the God-off mug.No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2024
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Get the God mug.A fabled person that many religious people claim to see. But the reality is he's not real. Only the dullusional, mentally ill, drunk, or high people see him. Because he's imaginary. A figment of your imagination. This guy is a fairy tale. He's 100% not real. And if you think you see him, get help. Because you need it.
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Get the God mug.there is lot of commotion spoken about this thing called God’s Motor.. what is God’s Motor you ask? well i will tell you right now. it’s the RB25DET that the Motor vehicle company Nissan made from 1995 to 2002. it’s the Famous Inline 6 turbocharged engine that has a divine sound when you put a tubular manifold on. famous for being an engine swap into numerous cars and making big power when built.
did you hear timmy finally got his hands on God’s Motor to drop into his S14?
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Get the God’s Motor mug.The God of hating on Fortnite is a person that is super sexy and is born on june 28th has a lot of friends, very popular and again very sexy
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