Shit Fence

When an individual farts and walks around a given area where someone is incased in the vapor.

Danny made a shit fence around the water fountain.

by Pait January 24, 2009

shit-shopping

Looking for something to be pissed about.

"He's not really mad about what you did, he's just shit-shopping".

by Dayle Ann February 4, 2009

jittery shit

Super explosive diarrhea.

Bro. I've gotta take the most massive jittery shit!!!

by Peteysoftly February 9, 2014

The Mad Shits

Repetitive explosive diarrhea

I shouldn't have eaten that chili last night, because now I have "the mad shits".

I've been on the toilet all day with "the mad shits".

I'm gonna put ex lax in that cheating bastards lunch today so he will be stuck home all night with "the mad shits".

by annie bo fannie August 20, 2014

Bowl of shit

A political term describing a loss-loss situation - a situation in which a political leader has to take a hard choice, which will inevitably end up pissing off important people.

"You don't fire him, you're going to piss off most of the black political infrastructure."
"Mm, yummy. My first bowl of shit."

by Grissefar November 18, 2013

Shit and stuff

Taking a shit that leads to a fap. Usually lasts about fifteen minutes and probably involves you forgetting to wipe your ass.

Hold on I have to go take a shit and stuff I'll meet you in twenty minutes.

by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť August 2, 2016

for shit sakes

An expression of total discussed in someone as to why they cannot do something, and you feel as if they can at least do it for the sake of a piece of shit if nothing else at all matters.

Dad: Son, please take out the trash for your mother.
Son: But why? It is not like I have to do what you say and you can’t make me!
Dad: Well for shit sakes, you could at least do something around the house every now and then!

by Billy BullSchitter August 5, 2016