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Slap nut slut

A BBW who likes slapping the nuts of other guys wink wink
Hey that huge girl is a slap nut slut
by Big pappy1 November 13, 2018
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Bust A Nut Day

On November 11 you can bust a Nut and not break NNN
Brad: It’s November 11 do you know what that means

Kyle: no I don’t

Brad: It’s Bust A Nut Day and you don’t break NNN
by TheCheeseMan101 November 1, 2020
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Butt nut squash

When you ejaculate in a girls anus, have her fart it out, dilute with urine and have her drink it.
by Steve seagull July 9, 2022
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yummy numb nut

A thing you call your friend if the are a yummy numb nut
“Wow Caden, you are such a yummy numb nut!!!”
by JammieJamJam April 22, 2018
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double nut bust

when both testicles pop at the same time
“she kicked me so hard i got a double nut bust
by the leap frog king February 27, 2019
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The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018
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Primal wall-nut

That guy from Plants v.s Zombies 2 that has a fast recharge. He's hot.
Wow I didn't know Primal wall-nut can survive Gargantaur smashes!
by Primative Nutz September 30, 2020
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