John F. Kennedy

The most open minded president. So open minded his brains spilled on his car and floor.

I just headshot John F. Kennedy!

by I hate nigger faggots September 20, 2023

John Shea Method

Do whatever you want, but it must work

I used the John Shea Method to pass my test.

by The Beast (The Real One) October 20, 2021

John Wicking

The action of a man making finger guns with both hands durring doggystyle; then inserting both pointer and index fingers the woman's vagina on both sides of his penis, followed by inserting both thumbs in her ass. Commonly done when the man wants to feel a tighter hole.

I fucked the shit out of Jessica last night, but she was pretty loose so I had to give her the ole John Wicking.

by The_Deacon June 29, 2024

John Mercieca

Small peen ;/, veins, 6 pack and best friend zac niko <3

Look its the faglord, John Mercieca. What a fairy

by Noongarnator October 29, 2020

John

John’s are typically around 5’8 with curly blonde hair, they are compulsive liars, addicted to smoking weed and vaping, they can be critical and a bit of an asshole. John juniors are especially the worst, they typically enjoy wearing crocs, enjoys looking at men over women, usually they have green and gold eyes (hazel)

You’re getting on my nerves, quit being a John.

by #1 John hater December 2, 2023

John

Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Dang man you are so John.

by Gdiehrbrj April 11, 2019

John Kim

a fucking son of a bitch that sits on a fucking chair, with a book named the little prince on his left hand, and a stupid shit-ass blue pen on his right hand. He used to have a fucking stupid glasses on his fucking face, but he got laser surgery, like 10 days ago. BTW he likes "CUTE" mother fuckers.

look there is a stupid motherfucker named John Kim.

by Lazy motherfucker April 14, 2022