The show business "polite" rejection that is cleverly phrased to sound like a compliment - always said with a smile despite having the opposite intention. Also known as the Hollywood fuck-off.
Here are some L.A. fuck-offs
"Here's your card back, I'll call you."
"I really like what you're trying to do here."
"No....really, you sound great."
"No....really, your band sounds great."
"NEXT!"
"keep doing THAT and your phone will stop ringing"
"we'll call you."
etc. etc.
"Here's your card back, I'll call you."
"I really like what you're trying to do here."
"No....really, you sound great."
"No....really, your band sounds great."
"NEXT!"
"keep doing THAT and your phone will stop ringing"
"we'll call you."
etc. etc.
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Get the beat the breaks off mug.A Union Jake-Off is when a group of men gather round to watch a movie, become bored with it, decide to put in a pornographic film, and decide to all masturbate together.
Man, that Union Jake-Off just made me feel dirty. There we were watching the Prestiege on DVD. We couldn't get into so we decided to turn it off. Next thing I know, one of my room mates comes out with porn.
Long-story short, 10 minutes later we were all jacking off (Our own, not each others'). There were some weird sounds and some akward bumps, and if John hadn't of moved as fast as he did, there would have been some serious . . .uhhh . . . collateral damage.
Long-story short, 10 minutes later we were all jacking off (Our own, not each others'). There were some weird sounds and some akward bumps, and if John hadn't of moved as fast as he did, there would have been some serious . . .uhhh . . . collateral damage.
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But also, other stuff, like food, or anything share-able.
Cocaine,
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Alchohol,
Food,
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But also, other stuff, like food, or anything share-able.
Cocaine,
Weed,
Alchohol,
Food,
Drinks,
Smokes,
Etc
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