Cologne and hand towels

A code phrase for a guy who intends to hang around men's restrooms looking for a hook up.

Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!

Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.

by colonsandhandjobs November 28, 2019

Helping hands

Helping hands is a hate group They ideology is far right wing They're usually based in vrchat Seeing as aiming to getting rid of hearing people all together

What is helping hands

by Xjfjdnbx April 24, 2023

Edward Scissor Hands

The sexual act of using a pair of scissors while styling her pubic hair with another pair of scissors

I heard Molly and her boyfriend tried to do Edward scissor hands and she ended up in the hospital.

by Edward, Alexandre & Clayton May 5, 2017

both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.

"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"

by lol_words October 3, 2018

grandpa hands

Poor ability to use your hands in a precise and coordinated way.

Lincoln pressed the jump button when he meant to press dodge, costing his team the win.
He's been doin it all game.
Freddy has a case of the grandpa hands.

James kept dropping the wrench, even tho he didn't have to hold it weird, and the job was really straightforward.
James has grandpa hands.

by jaebbles May 2, 2023

slave hands

When you have no grinder so you have to rip of your nugs with your hands.

John: Hey man do you have a grinder?
Jimbo: Nah man you’re gonna have to use slave hands

by ThePiggyWiggly August 7, 2022

Cat Hands

People who can't touch anything hot, who are extra sensitive to hot things. (A phrase used in Japan, as far as I know).

Foe example, when someone can't hold a hot cup of tea without a tissue (or something else to cover the cup) and usually waits till it cools down, one can use this phase "so-and-so person has cat hands".

by Theiaa July 22, 2022