justin markly

his cousin made up this name justin markly is a complete asswhole hes "never in the mood"only when hes in the mood he wants to play he most likely has hair like donald trump and if he had the chance to fuck anthing he would trust me he would

justin markly is prolly beatting his chicken to death

by tony miller is a horny killer November 7, 2018

meat market monday

A singles/dating event that occurs at a social outlet, such as a bar or club, on a Monday.

Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?

Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.

by Slabshack November 25, 2018

Sebastian Markus

If you meet him the first time, you will wonder, how a person can be so smart and such an idiot at the same time. He is usually pretty funny but he can get pretty serious in sertain topics. A Sebastian Markus always gets girls way out of his league. He is not the perfect lover, but his girlfriend still loves him. He is a weired guy and his friends only stay with him to protect other people of him, but they are fine with it.

What is wrong with Sebastian Markus?

Eveything.

by Nymareg December 6, 2018

Meat Market Magic

When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene

Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.

Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.

by Slabshack January 10, 2019

Dirty Markeé

when a female feeds herself your cum after you’ve creampied her

“What did you and Bella do last night?”
I gave her a dirty Markeé

by ThaEnigmaofDC April 11, 2019

James Markel

Some kid who wishes he did a sport

wow that kid in spanish is a real james markel!

by jackelly02iscool April 30, 2019

On market street

A lie told by a dope boy ,friend,cuz hell anyone to make you think they are near by you

Hey yo,we almost dare we on market street, laughing usly in back ground cause that fool is in a far away place or near by and aint comin till they feel like it

by Cindie lou May 4, 2019