Swab Job

Receiving oral while cleaning your ears in a pleasurable fashion with a Q tip or cotton swab. Also known as an “SJ” or the good ol Gerstenzang. In honor of Leo Gerstenzang, the inventor of the Q tip.

I was cleaning my ears the other night, when the wife surprised me with a Swab Job.

by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018

Laundry Blow Job

The act of a male standing in a fresh load of laundry and a female giving you a blow job.

Oh man that Laundry blow job was nice last night baby.

by Ginergey247 May 1, 2011

lean job

A lean job is essentially a hand job, but incorporates the use of vaseline as a lubricant.

Colin: Man, after I finished giving Esther a break last night, I was still able to talk her into giving me a lean job.

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017

job

job is the hottest most coolest and funniest man you know

omg he is so hot. it must be job

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Job

the thing we all fear and eventually have to have due to society. this thing usually has you do the most boring shit in existence for 8 hours straight and rewarding you with a few dollars. there is a reason why the unemployment rate is going up

Mark: hey Alvin, have you seen Ben lately?
Alvin: no. dude hasn't responded to my texts in a few days,
Mark: he is probably at his Job.

by appleapple_1 June 19, 2025

Job Madness

A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.

After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.

by Markusftr October 24, 2020

Job

Oh are you super good at running a brothel for one of the retards in your group home? Is that what you value? Working hard in a place were the employees whore themselves out to a cripple? What do I get? Because the whores get paid to have sex and you get promotions you don't deserve for running a retard sex cult. Nothing. The answer is nothing. Unless I rape and murder the people who participate and the retards who don't need to exist in the first place. Then what I get is to punish people who absolutely deserve it.

Your job is to do whatever the fuck you want and leave the mess for others to clean up. If I were to do that you all wouldn't like it very much would you? No. You know how I know? Because I stopped doing my job and started doing whatever the fuck I wanted to do. And now all I want to do is fuck that whore and kill that retard. That is the only thing that matters to me at this point and in the worst case scenario I can just find someone guilt adjacent to punish instead. Because you can hide a Cripple and a whore but you can't hide everyone who knows who they are.

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020