I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it

Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025

God count

The number of a random thing that you will never know, only a god could know by watching

“I really wish I knew what my god count was for how many strangers found me attractive”

“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”

by Night Monkey December 10, 2021

God

Jayda fucking Marie

Who is god ?
Jayda she’s hot lol

by Satan69swag November 18, 2020

God's license

Driving without a license or a permit

This mf been driving with God's license since high school

by ElWero10 November 12, 2023

God

Refers To The One

Synonym: Greeter Of Death
Acronym: Greatest Of Desire

Ex: I Wanted Death Till I Realized We’re All GOD

by TheExtremeGod0120 February 20, 2021

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Wife: Honey, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Husband: Good Morning and God Bless, darling!

by Tainthair May 23, 2018

God

A person named Urica. Totally not my friend

Oh God!=Oh Urica!

by anonymous May 18, 2021