Fart-Fish-Fuck

Simple Redneck guidelines to live by...

Jeb- "What do you want to do today Zeb?"
Zeb "I don't know, we can either watch the grass grow or I guess we can do what we always do"
Jeb "Fart-Fish-Fuck it is..Ill get my pole ready"

by Stains and Smears May 30, 2018

charger wiener fart

when you plug your in your phone and nut fart and the buzz of the charger happen at the same time.

Dude, I just did a charger wiener fart

by iSlayyxd March 23, 2019

Genetic Fart Disease

A fictional illness, often used as an excuse for excessive and putrid farting.

"Konstantinos can't help burning your nostrils with his putrid farts, it's not his fault - he has Genetic Fart Disease!"

by stanley124 September 20, 2019

double hand fart

(V) sound of a fart made from friction of double hands

I miss my gf, I wanna double hand fart.

by Melone May 3, 2018

skitter scream fart

A squeaky fart followed by a shit

I was with my friends the other day and I had a "skitter scream fart"

by Pablo Dimitri September 8, 2016

A Screaming Chewbacca Fart

A royal screaming fart that : you only cut lose once, that builds to a crescendo by the second, that you release only after you’ve cased all perimeters , looked thru an infrared scope , verified that all the batteries in the fire detectors around you are still charged , thrown a Hail Mary pass & had a personal consult with your Ring Home Security System.

I was finally able to let lose on a Screaming Chewbacca Fart once I sprinted thru the entire concert hall & found the door to the sound proof recording booth.

by MCK II January 12, 2020

soft tip fart

When you fart and a lil bit o poo comes out.

Dude, that sounded like a soft tip fart!

by Team Jan February 27, 2020