Trump-spreading

What you do when you are truly desperate to fuck things up even worse—like walking around sick with COVID and spewing everywhere.
I’m such an asshole, I got so bored today I went out and did a bit of Trump-spreading in the subway.
by October 06, 2020
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Trumping day

january 20th 2021, the day trump finaly leaves the white house, beginning bidens road of recovery
when biden takes the oath, happy trumping day
by BOBBYROOSSSO January 06, 2021
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trumped up allegations

making false allegations thats misleading to the general public to push forward a political and socio economic agenda thats allign with the far left 😂😂
the democratic party blames donald trump for mass shootings these allegations are trumped up allegations
by dwongsang August 06, 2019
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Trump charge

An accusation that lacks any degree of factual backing whatsoever despite people’s insistence that it does.
I’m not gay! That’s such a Trump Charge! Shuddup!”
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Trumped for Guyden

When a chick dumps you for a guy who reminds her less of Trump and more of Biden
I don't know whether the Democrats stole the election, but either way the 45th President of the U.S. was Trumped for Guyden.
by Doos Jarus February 17, 2021
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TURDS—Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome—isn’t just a joke; it’s a mirror held up to the bizarre, one-sided obsession some fans have with Donald Trump.
Including the tagline "he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo" like in the example, combines political rhetoric with pop culture, referencing the iconic line from Beyoncé's "Single Ladies". This phrase emphasizes the unrequited nature of such devotion, suggesting that while supporters may idolize Trump, his feelings aren't reciprocated.
The derangement angle is where the TURDS start to hit the fan. Imagine being so fixated on someone that you lose sight of reality—whether it’s scrolling endless Twitter threads, crying over canceled rallies, or muttering his name under your breath like a lovesick teenager. It’s not just devotion; it’s obsession, and Trump’s narcissistic nature only fuels the fire. He’s the sun in this messed-up solar system, burning dimly orange but never actually seeing you orbiting around him.
And let’s face it: he ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo. Not really. Not in that way. But hey, at least you’ve got the satisfaction of knowing, with plenty of other TURDS out there, you’re not the only one obsessed.
Me: "TDS? Trump certainly has some sort of derangement syndrome, but you seem to have a bad case of the TURDS: He ain’t ever gonna love you back, boo."

Them: "What's TURDS?"

Me: "TURDS, Trump Unrequited Relationship Derangement Syndrome"
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trump blower

someone who supports donald trump
I refuse to sit near a trump blower
by clunge magnet March 21, 2019
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