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where do babies come from

The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.

Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.
Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008
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did bush do 9/11

bush did 9/11 because it was an inside job. for example,1. the standard jet fuel in the U.S. has a burning point of 980 degrees. the standard steel beams have a melting point of 2,800 degrees. 2 right before the planes hit, there was a loud bang noice from the floors below. 3. World Trade Center 7 had fallen by itself. even though it wasnt hit in particular. 4. Illuminati
Guy 1: Did bush do 9/11?
Guy 2: damn right he did.
by pattyg June 22, 2015
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Do u even

It means do u lift at the gym
by Ahmed321 July 28, 2013
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Although this sounds like quite a positive remark, there are really just two possible meanings:

1. the speaker may feel sorry for the recipient party, while they block your screen name and phone number. And file a restraining order. See also rejection hotline.

2. the speaker sincerely hopes that they never have to look at your face again. ever.
Ex. 1: I really enjoyed looking through your extensive pocket protector collection. We should do something sometime.

Ex. 2: I'm really sorry i ran over your dog and threw it into reverse several times. Anyways, we should do something sometime.
by the pimpmeister April 26, 2004
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Do you want chicken tonight?

When a situation gets way to tence and you have to say something to break the ice!
Girl; I'm in love with you!
Guy; UHHHh.....
Girl: lowl- Do you want chicken tonight?
by ???//puz?/BigT/UD\|<3 November 9, 2009
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Do Fry for Me Argentina Burger

A special burger that comes with fries
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Do Fry for Me Argentina Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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